Rule-the-World Productions Proudly Presents . . .
Now Playing on a TV Channel Near You
**** Operation Iraqi Freedom ****
See our other Epic Productions, coming soon:
Operation Iranian Freedom
* - Don't miss the surprise twists in these productions, when members of the "Coalition of the Willing" discover they've been targeted by Rule-the-World Productions.
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These great dramas are brought to you by the same talented team that brings you:
Government Health Care
and our all-time #1 award-winner:
Government Postal Service
All produced by the world's largest enterprise:
The United States Government
Remember our motto:
"We're from the government and we're here to help you."
Due to conflicts of interest, we've had to cancel:
Operation American Freedom
We apologize that some of our previous epics ended tragically.
Operation Vietnamese Freedom didn't live up to its advance billing.
Operation Panamanian Freedom was scripted to end Panama as a drug conduit, but instead destroyed the Panamanian military — leaving no way to stop the flow of drugs.
Operation Iraqi Freedom: the Prequel was intended to produce an Iraqi uprising and an end to the evil demon, but we changed the script at the last moment.
Operation Afghan Freedom enabled the Taliban to come to power.
But we promise that you'll love Operation Iraqi Freedom. Unlike the last few productions, we guarantee to kill all the evil-doers — and even more!
. . . Harry Browne
[Note: All countries mentioned in the Coming Attractions have been accused by the U.S. government of terrorist connections or are currently designated by Freedom House as "Not free." Most of these governments engage in torture or other human-rights abuses. And you aren't pro-torture, are you?]
Harry Browne was the Libertarian Party presidential candidate in 1996 and 2000, and is now the Director of Public Policy for the American Liberty Foundation. You can read more of his articles at HarryBrowne.org.